Friday, October 18, 2013

Dear Google,

Sorry, but you never really knew me as well as you thought.  I know I'm not the same man I was when you asked and I clicked "I Accept".  I warned you that I would change and grow, but I guess you're used to hearing that and it not actually happening.  We don't have to stop seeing each other, but I'd like it if you stopped trying to pigeon-hole me all the time.

If you really knew me, you wouldn't be giving me basic object oriented programming tutorials when I ask for "writing methods".  You'd know by now from my recent activity that what I really want is methods and approaches to creative writing, and you'd also know how much I loathe Java.  You would if you were paying attention, anyway, instead of just thinking you already have me figured out.

You've disappointed me, Google.  I had thought we had something real, I had hoped someone finally understood me, I...
Well.  I think maybe we should take a break.  Hopefully not a permanent break, but I need some time to get over this, and I need you to stop assuming you know me entirely and keep learning with me.  Life is a journey, and I can't be with someone who has stopped traveling that path with me.  I'm sorry it has come to this.  Goodbye, but not forever I hope.

I don't want to quit you,
-- Andy

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